Tatsumi Kimishima Named As New Nintendo President

Tatsumi Kimishima

Mr. Kimishima was previously the President of Nintendo of America from 2002 to 2006, and Pokémon USA in 2001. He’s described as soft and friendly, and has said there will be no major changes from the strategy set by Satoru Iwata (RIP.)

He’s been playing video games his entire life, and has gotten progressively worse at them as he’s gotten older and more decrepit. He’s been running this place (into the ground) since 2013. He’s old. Keeps writing about Nintendo despite mountains of evidence proving he should never write anything. Very old. Lifelong Nintendo fan, doesn’t care what you think about that. Did I mention how old he is? Because he’s very old.