He's been playing video games his entire life, and has gotten progressively worse at them as he's gotten older and more decrepit. He's been running this place (into the ground) since 2013. He's old. Keeps writing about Nintendo despite mountains of evidence proving he should never write anything. Very old. Lifelong Nintendo fan, doesn't care what you think about that. Did I mention how old he is? Because he's very old.

  • Joshua J. Slone

    Is there any reason a person would preorder an eShop/DLC thing from Amazon, other than “I have some Amazon-specific credit for some reason”? Physical, the 20% Prime discount is a big deal, but that doesn’t apply here.

    Well, OK, I guess the other reason is if you’re running a giveaway.